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April 30, 2005
my new invention
I dreamt of a new invention last night which was a feather duster vacuum. It kinda looked like a dust devil only with a peacock feather duster attached to the end of it. It was so pretty that it inspired me to clean my cave. I then dreamt that Snoop Dogg came to my house and he was a lazy ass. He didn't help clean. All he did was kick back on the couch and smoke the weed.
Bad Dogg!
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Comments
krixfort says:
I don't know why the vacuum didn't suck the feathers up into itself. Must not have been that good of a vacuum.
Posted by: krixfort | Apr 30, 2005 4:12:14 PM
krixfort says:
I did clean my house and I cleaned myself and now I'm not sure what to do with myself. Minerva is out in Staten Island at some housewarming party thingy. Now I'm bored. I will either:
a.) watch The Life Acquatic
b.) take a nap
c.) go out for a bit
d.) all of the above
can't decide.
Posted by: krixfort | Apr 30, 2005 4:14:59 PM
PD says:
All of the above, of course.
What do you expect from a dogg?? Snoop is a lazy-ass.
Posted by: PD | Apr 30, 2005 5:03:10 PM
krixfort says:
oh but I expect more from a Mountain Man. MM, where were you? I was busy getting my drunk on. . .half expecting to see you but . .. alas!
Posted by: krixfort | May 1, 2005 4:42:59 AM
ham paw says:
the nap is preferable krixfort. this rejuvination is best done half drunk with pressures of backward nationals. My inebriations are conditional on the continuation of the ether lands of memory which are parental drinking conditions, a factor which is continual and must be disruptional.
Posted by: ham paw | May 1, 2005 9:20:45 AM
krixfort says:
oh Ham Paw! Conditionals inebriations are sometimes hard to formulate. Continual disruptional nationalistic and paternalistic endeavors are provsioning senseless opportunities for inebriatic excursions. I must remain focused and centered Ham Paw for I fear I will suffer the implosion if I do not. Hop Scotch patterns have not rectified this situational passing.
Posted by: krixfort | May 2, 2005 1:38:57 PM
