residual birthday presents

Gothra forwarded my present from Michelle via ship to shore special delivery. It was a package of four VERY complimentary items. Thank god I wasn't opening the pakage at work in front of my precious moments office mate and the FNG!!! I would have hated for them to see the bounty that was bestowed upon me in this order:

1.) Tiny bottle of Crown Royal which I may have to nip into shortly. (note to self. . .buy flask for work.)

2.) General ZOD sticker

3.) Shrinky Dinks

4.) A shiny new vibrator!

It has some kind of additional hummingbird looking apparatus presumably for extra clitoral stimulation. Boy am I sure glad I didn't pull that out in front of my co-workers. Boy am I sure glad I hate oversharing. I got the package just in time for Jamaica. Gives new meaning to Rasta Man Vibrations.

Thanks for the prezzie Michelle!

Thanks for forwarding it Gothra!

Thanks to everyone!