Hell's Half Acre

quark comes out of the closet

I didn't know quark was catholic.

carson K maude

Look what Quark sent! Why is he disguising himself as Carson K Maude? Silly Quark. And what exactly is rear-end local time? Is it half past bleep bloop bloop o'clock?

quark and quasar in disguise

I like the email about giblets

my friends from outer space

Quark and Quasar, my extraterrestrial brothers, have really been upping the ante on the messages. They are hitting me in all my email accounts so my thoughts are that something REALLY important is happening. This seems especially provocative:

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Baccalaureate brickbat. . .maybe they are telling me I won't graduate. Foreboding looms darkly.

another message from Quizark and Quazar

They sent a message under the name "also."  Also writes:

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if have questions regarding rdstuff.

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This is a lot of information from Quark and Quazar. I have asked them why they were so verbose but they only had this to say:

Ciali$$$.

I'm not quite sure what they are up to but it looks like some kind of takeover.

new messages from quark and quazar

I got a few new messages from Quark and Quazar.

Quark says:

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I'm glad Quark is starting to speak in almost complete sentences although I must remind him that he needn't write out the word "pause" for dramatic effect.

Quazar writes:

Nice Shoes Wann F*ck

Quazar, you NAUGHTY NAUGHTY alien. Are you a foot fetishist? oof. I wish you would have kept that to yourself.

Anyways, if I see Quark and Quazar messages in Mexico, I'll be sure to write them down.

Q&Q check in

Quark and Quasar are checking in. Here's what they have to say:

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invitation condolence establish missions

Save Five these ago started Logan suburb

Make yourself master some line Christian effort

because he was swimmed a byte on his

Amerigo Bonasera sat in New York

Criminal Court Number 3 and waited for justice

this is an epic poem about the state of immigration in the U.S. Thank you Quark and Quasar for sharing your political views with us earthlings.