the teachings of Ham Paw

I am starting to shun General Zod as I do not feel his authoritarian governance is effective in helping me to find my true meaning. I am on a quest for enlightenment! I have turned instead to the teachings of Ham Paw, one who is truly enlightened. I apologize in advance if I sound like I am prostletyzing but I must leave you with some Ham Paw words of wisdom.

Hampaw on the act of creating:
Dear artist containers of wisdom. i would like to appreciate you for all your honesty on the subject of creative intervention and deliberate openings for sharing. I haven't stopped myself from practicing for the moments when my hand will gesture into a depth of many meters. This will be the moment when I will call myself an artist and not a practicioner of the associative experiences of neccesary impact.

Ham Paw on the Hopscotch treatment:
It is not that you are common. It is that you are a commoner. I am a commoner as well, but touched with a fire that will never go out, as spoketh Morrisey. You will never wak from your slumber of innocence until you bath correctly and become self reflective regarding proper diet and exercise. This is where the "hop scotch" enters the dialogue. It is an adventurous project for those among us with difficulties in the cranial cortex. I for one had many of these difficulties before the hop scotch pattern. It is a way of alligning the inner and outer. The exterior. the interior. The fever and the calm. Please do not trivialize it by calling it ying yang. It is not eastern, nor is it western. It is above. So please pay attention from now on.  I am speaking of the closest moment to touching god and orgasmic inorgasm.

Hampaw on enlightenment:
enlightenment is for the few. You must get in line behind me. I am close to an enlightened state during my morning constitutional. The bath salts and the cleansing enemas and clearing of the toxic natural forces. Some say that natural is better. I say no. Out natural state is slovenly. I would not bath if I were in a more natural and less enlightened state. The hop scotch and the other techniques have sheltered me from my own wanton natural tendencies. It is a daily practice requiring celebacy.

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